Foolishness Friday: Five Lessons from Five Fights Edition

Lesson 1: NEVER BE THE FIRST ONE TO TALK SHIT IM THE LEAD UP TO A FIGHT. 

Opening Fight of The Avenging Boxer, aka Method Man

Lesson 2: IF YOU CAN’T BEAT ‘EM, USE DRUNKEN FIST. 

The epic final fight from Drunken Master 2 

Lesson 3: IF YOUR ENEMEY ALSO USES DRUNKEN FIST THEN RUN AWAY… FAST!

Drunken Mantis vs Drunken Eagle from Fury in Shaolin

Lesson 4: CONCENTRATE! NO FOOLING AROUND!

Foggy’s Training Sick Kung fu vs Sam Seed’s training Mantis Kung fu from Dance of the Drunk Mantis

Lesson 5: THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE BETTER THAN YOU. 

Bai Mei vs Hong Xiquan from Executioners From Shaolin

What are your thoughts on this?